“What happened?” I asked. “You’ve been hit by a camel, Mr. Rauch. But you seem to be fine. I have checked your vitals and it seems like you have recovered extraordinarily fast.” Continue reading
My dear Destiny,
You and I both thought I would go after losing my body parts to a four footed fire farting falcon from far far away. It happened! But only in the last issue of that comic book spin off about me. But let me let you know, retirement homes are for the dead, they don’t let me listen to Motörhead here, they say it’s not good for my health. Continue reading
Supernova Continue reading
Like the sound of a violin drilling through my bones
I hear you in the pounding waves of the clapping sea
I hear your enfeeble whispers in the dry sand where I stand Continue reading
So what is a superhero?
A man or woman with a secret identity dressed in a way that exudes strength and well-roundedness off to do (what they hope is) good in the world. Continue reading
I stand face to face with my dependency
My expressive inabilities
I practice fidelity to loneliness Continue reading
Dear New Generation,
I still remember my 6th birthday. Looking at the Polaroid photos, I can almost recall the loud singing and mad clapping. I remember the Pokémon birthday cake -because that’s what all the cool kids got- and neatly-wrapped presents, not stupid gift cards in small envelopes. Continue reading
When you’re neither the last on this damned land, no one to clamber on nor a last stand.
You’ll wish the demon’s soul to possess you again, a reoccurrence of the prowess in a single gun’s chambered vein.
The will of a single man shall overcome armies, for history is written by the victor’s hand.
My sister, your mother, your father’s wife has informed me of a terrible affliction that you have asked upon yourself recently. I hear you’ve injured your nose, dislocated a knee and will undergo spinal surgery this Tuesday. Continue reading